Hair Ball

This is what it has come down to. My gigantic ball of hair, constructed of hair that I remove from my brush, has been steadily growing for the last 7 years. It is now a dense mass of black hair about the size of a beach ball. Over the years, it has also collected a considerable amount of dust. Thus, I've decided not to deal with it any longer and it has been tossed onto the telephone poll outside of my window, where birds have decided to use it as nesting fodder. Therefore, I am no longer the one who collects hair from my brush, but maybe, I may start a new hair ball. I am also no longer the one who stacks quarters on my desk, seeing as how people continuously ransack my desk for quarters to do laundry with.